Sunday, July 27, 2008

Still a douchebag

At an Atlanta Waffle House last October:

Kid Rock and half a dozen bodyguards vs. one poor guy just trying to get his hash browns scattered, smothered and covered. Pamela Anderson's ex takes a swing about 40 seconds in.

Wonder if the King of the Trailer Park used his pattened "open-faced yet close-knuckled" technique that did in Tommy Lee.

The Associated Press reported that Rock, along with 5 of his bodyguards, were arrested in the incident. Rock got a year's probation and was fined $1,000; he also had to take 6 hours of anger management classes and do 80 hours of community service.

Hope that helped.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Neither rain nor sleet nor gloom of night ... nor crack to the head

From the Reading (Pa.) Eagle
June 5, 2008

My guess is he was just looking for an extra ValuPak.
Bonus fun! Find the homonym in graf 5

Letter carrier punched in face in Reading

Reading police said a U.S. Postal Service letter carrier investigating a possible theft of mail Wednesday morning was punched in the face by a teen.

Bill Laudeman, 58, suffered facial injuries but declined immediate medical attention, police said.

Investigators gave this account:

Laudeman was delivering mail in the 900 block of North Fourth Street shortly after 11 when he saw a teenage male looking through mail that police think was stolen from someone in the block.

Laudeman asked the male what he was doing and the male dropped the mail and walked away.

Laudeman followed, asked again what he was doing and told him to wait for police.

The male turned around and punched Laudeman before running away. He was last seen headed west on Douglas Street.

Police described the male as Latino, 15 or 16 years old, 5 feet 9 inches tall and 170 pounds with short hair and sideburns. He was wearing a black shirt and had a black backpack.

Laudeman suffered cuts to his nose and lip and his glasses were bent. He told police he might see a doctor later.

Police said they were not sure how much mail the teen had taken or what he was looking for.