From Universal Press Syndicate:
Jessica Vasquez, 19, was arrested in Indianapolis in April for a road-rage assault, but swore she was only exercising self-defense. Her victim, an 81-year-old woman whom Vasquez said was driving too slow, had been punched in the face, yanked from her car and thrown to the ground, suffering leg fractures in 14 places.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Monday, June 2, 2008
Transients love flowers, punches too
From The Capital Times in Madison, Wisconsin:
An ex-cop was tending to his flower garden when a Wisconsin hobo insisted he be bestowed with a beautiful flower. After an argument, the cop agreed to give the vagabond one of his blooms. But the dirty bum ruined it, turning a lovely bonding incident into a need to pay bond.
Come on, people, remember: The flowers are for everybody to enjoy. Let's all hold hands.
An ex-cop was tending to his flower garden when a Wisconsin hobo insisted he be bestowed with a beautiful flower. After an argument, the cop agreed to give the vagabond one of his blooms. But the dirty bum ruined it, turning a lovely bonding incident into a need to pay bond.
Witalison told Hurley the flowers were for everybody to enjoy, but Hurley insisted on getting a flower. Witalison gave him a flower, but Hurley continued to be argumentative and proceeded to punch Witalison in the face.
Come on, people, remember: The flowers are for everybody to enjoy. Let's all hold hands.
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