Monday, June 2, 2008

Transients love flowers, punches too

From The Capital Times in Madison, Wisconsin:

An ex-cop was tending to his flower garden when a Wisconsin hobo insisted he be bestowed with a beautiful flower. After an argument, the cop agreed to give the vagabond one of his blooms. But the dirty bum ruined it, turning a lovely bonding incident into a need to pay bond.

Witalison told Hurley the flowers were for everybody to enjoy, but Hurley insisted on getting a flower. Witalison gave him a flower, but Hurley continued to be argumentative and proceeded to punch Witalison in the face.


Come on, people, remember: The flowers are for everybody to enjoy. Let's all hold hands.

1 comment:

SpecialTommy said...

to verify this comment i typed "lqddwia" in the designated box.