What's the world coming to? A man can't even take a leak without getting sucker-punched. A "drinker," as the Oxford Mail calls him, had a fist meet his face in the bathroom -- or "the toilets," as they're apparently known -- of a local pub. Those funny-speaking Brits.
Another man came in and punched him in the face leaving the victim with a fractured eye socket, a fractured cheekbone and bruising.
No clue as to what, if anything, provoked such violence. But here's a theory: Maybe the punchee is pee-shy and JUST. CAN'T. GO. if there's a line waiting on him. Maybe he was holding up the whole freaking bar. Maybe the puncher got tired of waiting for this guy's anxious, clamped-up bladder and made his way to the front of the line and jacked him in the face. Not that I've ever wanted to do that.
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