Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Taxi cab confession: Tooth accidentally, deservedly knocked out

From The Jersey Journal in New Jersey:

A long wait for a Jersey taxi led to some serious dental damage. The incident started when the soon-to-be-punched man decided he'd try to cut in the taxi line. The assailant didn't take too kindly to that, and told the cutter to go to the back of said line. Instead, the man-who-would-have-a-broken-tooth shoved a woman out of his way and grabbed a cab. That's when the punching began.

Makarow told police that after he got into the cab, McNulty opened the door and punched him in the face, knocking out a tooth.


The puncher, McNulty, told police that the fist-face action was an accident. Come on, man, this ass-sweat cut you in line and he shoved a woman. Just fess up. He had it coming.

Police, unsure of what to do, arrested both men, ensuring that no justice will be served.

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